The quickest way to avoid getting a DWI.
Why does it matter
1. A team of five, an army of one: united against melancholic ex-texting.
2. It’s all about control: let the app control you, and the app will help you control your actions better.
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Despite not being a felony yet, Dialing While Intoxicated is definitely a major cause of heavy emotional and social sanctions worldwide.
Apparently Brazilians have learned how to handle their own saudade, with just about a little help from their closest friends.
Energy drink Guaranà Antarctica figured out the only recipe to block all attempts to call our ex’s: blocking calls + constant reminders of bad times + a rescue team + a serious threat.
Long gone are the times when sad ex-lovers had to struggle alone, without a “hey!” from a friend at the right time : whenever the phone gets close to dialing that off-limits number, an app blocks all calls, sending an alert text to a “Hey!” Team of 5 buddies.
Moreover, a daily digest of the ex’s “worst things he/she did to me” is fed to the still-recovering broken-up pal.
And, in case it still doesn’t work, the whole Facebook actually gets to know you need a little help, since you evidently can’t make it on your own.
But seriously, you don’t want anyone to know…
